I made this little rap up when I was sittin in class lookin at some asians.
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I'm so asian!
I drive full blast, guns blazin!
Chorus: So asian...

I'm so asian!
In the streets eatin' sweets, full asian!
Chorus: He might be too asian...

I'm so asian!
I walk into the store guns blazin'
Chorus: He missed everything...

I'm so asian!
I made the shoes you're wearin'!
Chorus: He really is an asian...

I'm too asian!
I ask the clerk for a condom!
Chorus: He received an extra small one...

I'm might be asian!
Because for some reason I'm persuadin'!
Chorus: People just hatin'...

EVERYONE: HE'S AN ASIAN!